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"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Beer Order

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Football

Bird Symbol Hunting

The best goalie in the world!

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Are you blind ref?'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'