Gameskeeper Gifts

"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Pointing.

Beaver tower

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

Beer Order

The Goalkeeper

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Football

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Bird Symbol Hunting

The best goalie in the world!

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie