Golf Gamekeeper Gifts

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

The Golfing Accident

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

The best goalie in the world!

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

A scarecrow goalie

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Football Bomb

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Goal