Golf Gamekeeper Pillows

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

The Golfing Accident

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

The best goalie in the world!

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Football Bomb

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Goal

Arch of Triumph Save