Golf Scorekeeper Pillows

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

The best goalie in the world!

Football

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A scarecrow goalie

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Goal

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Arch of Triumph Save

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'