Golf Scorekeeper Prints

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Football

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'Are you blind ref?'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Goal!

Football Bomb

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Goal

'Hand in the area, penalty!'