Sneaky Scorekeeper Prints

Spying on the Football Match

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

The Goalkeeper

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

The best goalie in the world!

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

A scarecrow goalie

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Football Bomb

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Arch of Triumph Save

Goal

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

In Disguise.