Goalkeeping Analyst Pillows

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Football Bomb

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Goal

Arch of Triumph Save

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.