Score Keeper Pillows

Lawn Tennis

Gymnastic Scores.

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

I love my Timpani

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Saving a Heart

Pointing.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Ginger Baker.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Football

The Drummer

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Records?

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie