Game Keeper Pillows

Game keeper distraught that he has killed Santas reindeer

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

The Goalkeeper

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Beer Order

The best goalie in the world!

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'