Game Keeper Pillows

Game keeper distraught that he has killed Santas reindeer

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Saving a Heart

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Beer Order

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Football

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'