Score Keeper Mugs

Lawn Tennis

Gymnastic Scores.

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

I love my Timpani

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pointing.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Beer Order

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

The best goalie in the world!

The Drummer

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Records?

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'