Scorekeeper Fanatic Mugs

"Wait a minute! I forgot to sign my scorecard."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Strikeout Dog

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Football Security

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

Ice Skating.

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

David de Gea

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

James Ward-Prowse

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

Olympic School

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'Want a good full back?'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

Gymnastic Scores.

Spying on the Football Match

"You must have noticed they fielded a weaker side. Their mascot was playing in goal."