Scorekeeper Fanatic Gifts

"Wait a minute! I forgot to sign my scorecard."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Strikeout Dog

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Football Security

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

Ice Skating.

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

"If you don't want to know the score..."

'Want a good full back?'

James Ward-Prowse

Olympic School

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

David de Gea

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

Gymnastic Scores.

Wayne Rooney

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

Spying on the Football Match