Scorekeeper Extraordinaire Gifts

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Strikeout Dog

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

The best goalie in the world!

'Are you blind ref?'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A scarecrow goalie

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Arch of Triumph Save

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Goal

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Football Bomb

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Goal!

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

Outstanding Time Management

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Penalty