Scorekeeper Gifts

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

'Beating 70 on the golf course is one thing, exceeding it on the road is quite another...'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

Marital Tally: Arguments Won

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie