Scorekeeper At Heart Gifts

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The best goalie in the world!

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Are you blind ref?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Goal

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Goal!

Football Bomb

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Penalty

The Puck Stops Here.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Strikeout Dog

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

Money and Football