Timekeeper Extraordinaire Gifts

Sundials showing different timnezones.

"Your ten o'clock is here."

I'll give you five minutes.

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"You keep impeccable time."

Sports Novelty Shop. It's a clock. It's a bowling ball. It's perfect for when you want to let the good times roll!

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'When would work for you?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.