Timekeeper Extraordinaire Gifts

Sundials showing different timnezones.

"Your ten o'clock is here."

I'll give you five minutes.

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"You keep impeccable time."

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'When would work for you?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'