Timekeeper's Nightmare Gifts

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

A watch face with Stonehenge

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Policeman's face reveals clock.

Do' you have the time?'