Timekeeper's Dilemma Gifts

Man taking cuckoo clock to the vet.

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

Two couples fighting against the sands of time

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Outstanding Time Management

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Help! Set me free!"

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Policeman's face reveals clock.