Scoreboard Fanatic Gifts

Figure Skating

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"I quit."

Golf Score Reducer

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

Ennio Morricone RIP

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

Olympic School

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'Cow Chess'

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

"For crying out loud, Ruby! It's 3 o'clock in the morning!"

'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'

"What's with the new guy?"

"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."