Golf Guardian Pillows

"I suggest we let him play through." (Gun in caddy)

Trespassers will be Clamped

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

The Golfing Accident

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Largest Divot Trophy.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I like to stay connected 247.'