"I suggest we let him play through." (Gun in caddy)
Golf Guardian Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their home or golf cabin with pillows featuring witty golf-themed designs. Great for relaxing after a game or showing off their enthusiasm in style.
Trespassers will be Clamped
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
No-Work Orange
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks
The Golfing Accident
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
Executive golf with Newton's cradle
"When will somebody cut the grass?"
It can be taken up at any age....
Dummies Books.
Golf lessons
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
'He lived and died for golf.'
And if the ball is completely unplayable...
'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'
'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'
'It looks to me like they come in peace.'
"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."
"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."
Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.
"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"
Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.
'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'
"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."
'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'
Largest Divot Trophy.
'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'
"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."
'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'
The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?
'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'
'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'
Golf Guardian Pillows Collection
Golf Guardian Mugs
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Golf Guardian Prints
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Golf Guardian T-Shirts
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