Knowledge Keeper T-Shirts

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

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"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Librarian.

"Well, that's that. Can't do a research homework if the internet's down."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Back to school.

The intellectual.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Good luck with all the revision...

Blue Stockings

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Barb's such a fast reader."