Knowledge Protector T-Shirts

Menifee Madness

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Blue Stockings

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"People were steal his ideas"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Domestic Spying Drones

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."