Knowledge Knight T-Shirts

I love being right.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Super Student

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Eternal Student.

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Back to school.

Screen Time vs Book Time

The intellectual.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Higher wisdom...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'