Key Keepers Gifts

'Sure, it's heavy, but I never lose them any more.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Mother's Love

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Thank you

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.