Password Keeper Gifts

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Keep a lid on it!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."