Password Keeper Prints

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."