Password Geek Prints

"What's your mother's maiden name?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

Computer password.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."