Password Guru Prints

'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I'll need your username and password...'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

What security flaw?

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Computer password.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."