Password Wizard Prints

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

'Don't worry, sir. It's common for upper management's new password choices to be rejected for being overly grandiose.'

'Let me in or I'll sell you for scrap metal.'

"I'm looking for one that has a clever name I can use as an answer to a security question."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'I don't understand how this happened - I just changed my password from 12345 to 123456!'

Impossible Wi-Fi Password.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

I will study my speling words...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"It's a play on words."