Alphabet Wizard Prints

'He spelled a naughty word with the alphabet blocks.'

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Zombie standup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

I will study my speling words...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Fast food. Even faster food

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

A Copy Editor and His Dog

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'Do you have any catsup?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"That's it. We’re toast."