Crypt Keeper Pillows

Burke and Hare and Hare

'You know too much!'

I love my Timpani

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Ginger Baker.

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

The Drummer

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

M16 Code-breakers office

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Keep a lid on it!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).