Password Keepers Pillows

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Happy Anniversary!

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'Boy, that brings back memories.'

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

Remembering passwords.

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."