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'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Watering Money

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Take care'.

"The lost password department's that way."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'