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Use the word "pail" around the chickens. The word "bucket" scares them.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I had to skip my workout."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Lazy plumber.

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Essential work against Coronavirus

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"