Coop Caretaker Pillows

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I had to skip my workout."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string