Park Caretaker Pillows

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'They sure have small litters.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Boy whistling at crackers.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'