Yard Caretaker Pillows

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Beginning Yarder.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Leaves.

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

'When people find out I'm a lawyer they take an instant dislike to me. My wife says it's just to save them time...'