Yard Care Enthusiast Pillows

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The Last Leaf

'When people find out I'm a lawyer they take an instant dislike to me. My wife says it's just to save them time...'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Beginning Yarder.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"How?"

Human males marking territory.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'I'm out of bags.'

Leaves.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest