Yard Work Aficionado Pillows

'Stop! Stop! It's only July.'

"I want a beer can holder with a riding mower built around it."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Conservation Area

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,