Yardwork Fanatic Pillows

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The Last Leaf

"He loves his leaf blower."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Beginning Yarder.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."