Yard Maintenance Fanatic Pillows

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Beginning Yarder.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"How?"

Human males marking territory.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

God builds the first lawn mower.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Leaves.