City Caretaker Pillows

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Boy whistling at crackers.

The Milky Way (Detail)

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Urban lunch

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)