Caretaker Pillows

Lazy plumber.

Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.

'I'm really looking forward to being put in a nursing home...'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Take care'.

'This place makes me feel as free as a bird'

Handyman

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'You don't get the spin with him.'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Whistleblowers have nothing to fear in this department and if you need proof just ask the caretaker, our former head of services!"

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Janitor mops the floor.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'You're required to have on board, 1 veterinarian for every 160 animals, 1 caretaker for every 250 animals, 1 supervisor for every...'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Work Round the Clock

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

"I like cleaning for elderly people - they can't see dirt any better than I can..."

"I think there's been a mistake. . . I applied for the caretakers job."

Man sweeping leaves watches a leaf float off.

Janitors and Maintenance Workers

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Janitor on the Job Training.

Old organizers never die: 'If anyone ever needed a union - it's you caretakers!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."