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Myra's Little Garden

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Sun for the Farmer.

Essential work against Coronavirus

The Jeopardy of Progress

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

A cow ventriloquist.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Take me to your weeder!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

The Joshua Tree

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

Monsanto experiment

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."