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The Jeopardy of Progress

Agricultural Psychology

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Essential work against Coronavirus

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

Farmer Problems

Monsanto experiment

Hey, those are not menus!

Crop Walk.

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Sun for the Farmer.