Crop Carers Pillows

The Jeopardy of Progress

Agricultural Psychology

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Essential work against Coronavirus

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

Farmer Problems

Sun for the Farmer.

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."