Crop Crusaders Pillows

Farmer Problems

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

The vegan hunter

Ocotillo

Save the Cacti.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Toad roadkill.

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

Super Cow

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

I have my suspicions about him.

"Dad, don't you think it's time for glasses?"

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

Agricultural Businessman.

"You've got composter syndrome."