Crop Crusaders Gifts

Farmer Problems

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

The vegan hunter

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Save the Cacti.

Ocotillo

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Toad roadkill.

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

Monsanto experiment

Super Cow

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Agricultural Businessman.

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

I have my suspicions about him.

Everything locally grown.

"You've got composter syndrome."