Carrot Crusader Gifts

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

I have my suspicions about him.

The vegan hunter

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

A dog at the bakery.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Sea Change.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pinata Zombies

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Dangling Carrots

Dogs and Cake

Food Pyramid

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Hourglass earth - time running out

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Net Zero Superstitions

Citizen Cane...